Star Trek A XXX Parody

The Enterprise is in a state of disrepair and even though Uhura should be on board repairing the comms devices, she decided to take a quick trip to Earth. Spock has been a straight up cunt, she's fed up with his Vulcan bullshit and she's thrown altruism out the window, the only thing that she knows will calm her down is an ample serving of dick. You always wanted to be on the Enterprise crew, but you botched your exams so this is as close as you will ever get. Uhura will have to get back to the ship soon, but she won't leave until she's had her face painted with cum. Make it so.